Complains

Ok, I am a very kiasi student, usually I do not go to complain in FBF, I do not simply complain people in front of people. The reason is very simple, why complain ?

Since we all know complaining is useless, protest lagi no brain, so, why complain ? Not only for UTAR management, I do not simply complain other things as well. For example, Danish House, Westlake managment, is unable to fix my house modem for a month, A MONTH~!! but I just everyday go to the management and "remind" them to fix it ASAP, I speak politely every time until the staff in there also pai seh to see my face because they have no idea on how to fix the modem.

Well.. the staff in there is not technician, they cannot help me even I scold them, marah them, boikot them, so why complain ? "Remind" them nicely will lead to a better way, now my modem is in good and nice condition =)

Secondly, for me, complain will only lead things worsen. No matter is UTAR management, Danish house, people around UTAR.. whatever~ =.= the more you complain, the more things you have to face and handle.

Let's talk about the people in UTAR. Well, I was the class and course rep in year one sem one. What's the job ? Photostate the notes of 5 subjects, carry the hell heavy notes to campus, collect the money that hardly to be collected, do the account and then distribute the money. Oh ya, receive the complains from people against another people, scolded by people who are actually complaining other persons, "transfer" the "message" from a person to another person as a middleman =.=

What's the consequences?? Accused by people that I makan duit during lecture class, misunderstood by another people (however this was solved during Year 2 Sem 2, how long~ =.=), bli bla bla bla~~ I also lazy to explain anymore~ =.=

P/S: I have no such problems when I am a class rep in Sem 3, happy ending at all =)

See?? The more the things you did, the more the things you have to face and handle. This is the theory I learnt in UTAR. Become Kiasi. The more the things you see, the more the things you have to pretend that you don't know. And the more the things you know, the more you have to become sozai, apa-apa pun tidak tahu~ =.=""

All this is because other people will mata merah, they might tikam you from the back and you don't even know how, when and why you die =.=

That's the two reasons why I do not complain. I am too lazy to complain. I do not go to the FBF faculty every sem start because I have nothing to complain =.=

In addition, complain makes nothing happen. More and more people keep complain that who who who no work lah~ complain also no use lah~ blia bla bli bla lah, then what? Since you already know that complain isn't working, then why complain? =.=

Well.. I am not borned to be kiasi in this way, the people and environment shaped me in this way. Become Sozai is the safest way to survive in such environment =.=

UTAR Life

I should be very busy in this week, because I have 3 mid-term exam and 3 assignments due date coming together, mid-terms and assignments holding hand by hand coming to kill me =.=

However, I still very free. This is because I am super lazy bug just like my sister, hopefully she won't read my blog =.=

Well.. I never worry about my result because I have much confidence on myself. I am very sure that if I study well, I won't fail that subject. Even If i just spend 5 or 10 minutes on that subject then I WON'T FAIL~~ ( Just limited to management subjects =.="" , if calculation, finance subjects, then I will hang myself and directly fly to heaven =.="")

Today, 19 July 2010, Week 8, Monday, I went to school just now to meet one of my friend to clear my RM19 debt. Now I am going to tell the story what I have seen in UTAR campus today.

As a very normal and ordinary student, this is what I saw in UTAR and it makes me understand fully that complain is useless at all. I am a cyclist, from Block B to Block H, I can see a lot of beautiful scenes within UTAR campus except for Block D =.=

Why? This is because bicycles, motorcycles and cars as well are not allowed to park in certain areas for the purpose of good looking. Well.. this is what the guard told me: Nanti president datang, tengok basikal ni semua park macam ni, marah nanti, sorry lah, saye pun kerja saja. I smile at hime and say: saya tahu lah, thank you ya~ =)

That's the reason why I can conclude that bicycles are not allowed to park in certain areas is actually for good looking only. As we all know, UTAR is going to be internationalize, more and more minister or VIPs' will come to UTAR for visiting purpose. That's the reason why the management of UTAR managed to do so =)

Well.. I am a smart student. Usually I do not park my bicycle at block H because I understand that Block H never has enough parking lots for cyclists. Once you cycle to Block H, the guards will start to sing "beat it" to you. They will blow their whistle and: beat it~~ beat it~~~ That's why I won't go to Block H for parking purpose. Usually I will park in Block E and walk to Block H. I rather walk for a far distance instead of beat it beat it by guards in Block H.

However, I just wanted to clear my debt to my friend and just needed to use around 10-15 minutes. Therefore I decided to park in Block H. I found that I am really good in forecasting and predicting. Ah ha~ no parking at all in Block H. Instead, I can see a lot of bicycles being locked by the guards because the cyclists park their bicycles on the grass. I was thinking that.. ohh.. that's illegal to park on the grass.. then.. CAN YOU HELP US TO FIND THE PARKING LOTS??

It is very obvious that parking lots is not enough, but the space is large enough. So what's the purpose that UTAR restricted us to park on the ground and fine RM5 each for those who park illegally?? As a business student, I understand fully what is the meaning of goals and objectives. With one question, what's the goals and objectives of UTAR?? Increase the amount of students?? Improve the quality of graduates?? or.. increase sales & profits??

Well.. I decided to park in between Block H and E and find my friend ASAP. After clear my debts, I ran back to my bicycle quickly because I did not park nicely too in the limited places =)

On the way to my bike, I saw another bigger size of staff was chaining a several bicycles because they are parking on the ground too. Well.. I have nothing to say, I am not the management =)

I decided to go home. However, I went to the east gate because I heard of rumors that the entry per car is RM1 now. Let's do some simple calculation now. ^^

Study days per months = 5 days x 4 weeks = 20 days per month
1 car = RM20 Per month
1 Sem= 14 weeks + 3 weeks = 17 weeks, around 5 months
1 car parking in 5 months = RM100 per sem (same as UTAR parking fees, it is so good in calculation ^^)
Let's do further, 1 car RM100 per sem, how many cars are not able to get the car sticker?? Let's predict as 70 cars.
70 cars = 70 x RM100 = RM7000

well.. I am sure the calculation I did is just a very simple and is the minimum earning method~

I went to east gate and saw the scenes that two guards sitting in there collecting money and lots of car parking inside in the area.

Well.. as a business student, I can really see that this is really a big and great opportunity. Too bad that I have no capital at all. If the owner of the land is willing to invest, he or she might earn more money in a good manner. If he or she is willing to build or make some changes on the land, make it as an official parking center, not RM1 per entry anymore, even few cents per entry or per day. I can assure that he or she can directly compete with UTAR because no one else will be willing to buy the car sticker per sem, submit RM100 per semester that does not have sufficient parking lots =.=

Too bad, I am just a student =.=

I heard that the SRC is going to have a meeting with UTAR management. Well.. Let's see what's the result.. I guess SRC is actually the middle management and does not have the power of making decision. I don't think that they can fight with the uncles uncles and aunties aunties in top management =)

There is a small and dirty lane between west and east lake. I saw a lot of motorcyclists pass through that way. Well.. What I can say is.. that lane is small and dirty and I am sure none of the staff of UTAR is willing to pass through that way =)

P/S: If the UTAR management said that they provide bus service for students, they will never mention how much the cost is, and they will use that service =)

Why? This is because the bus always overload and you will be squished like paul the octopus =)

From what I learnt in management principles, organizational behavior, Leadership and teambuilding, managing people in organization, this is not what we called "MANAGEMENT".

Well.. I am too kiasi to post some truth in here >.<

Pain from Kampar --> Ipoh --> Kampar

OK, let's get start with the first pain in my waist area,
However, I have totally absolutely no idea how and when it started =.=

Rewind rewind rewind.. I remembered that I was in bad mood for few days. For certain reasons, I cannot mention it in public, just I am emo-ing that time. In my memory, I remembered that I have a pain feeling in my waist area but I decided to leave it there because I thought it will recover very soon.. *VERY SOON =.=""

I still can deal with the pain at first because I am heart-rocked perhaps =.=
Usually I can tolerate with those pain on flesh, and I don't easily shout and groan like newborn baby. Maybe I am trained by my brother since kindergarden and I remember the most he was the first people in my life who bend my finger into two, and since that day onwards, you can always the sound "crack creck cruck" on me because I always crack my bones like neck, fingers, waist, legs, toes.. bla bla bla and so on... Whoever sit beside me since primary school will always feel fear sometimes.. sorry for that although sometimes I did it purposely XD

I have no idea whether is I always bend my waist too much and lead to ultra untahanable pain or other reasons. At first, I still do everything as usual, cycling, walking, jogging and so on.. but after that, I found that the pain is continuously day-to-day and I still keep it as a secret to everyone including my dear =.=""

After a week time, I decided to look for a doctor but I have no idea where to look for a doctor in Kampar because I never have big sickness (perhaps I am too healthy..XD) =.=""
I went for a 跌打医生 in Kampar Old Town in an afternoon. However, the doctor just asked what happen on me and start massaged my spinal cord area after I just answered 腰骨痛 =.=""
Then, he gave me two small pack of medicine and said I will recover in two days time. WTF him never ask for any further details then directly conclude my sickness.
Ok lah.. I trusted him for two days.. and I ate up the medicine as well in two days..

However, no more doubt, I went to find my uncle in Kampar directly after the medicine has no effect at all. He brought to me to another Indian doctor. The Indian doctor seemed like more professional, he asked me to lie down and rise my leg, and concluded that I have a muscle pain in 5 minutes =.="" (professional har ?? =.="") like the previous doctor, he gave me two medicines as well plus one cream and said I will recover soon within four days..

Okok.. four days.. four days.. I can wait for it as long as the doctor's word is reliable..
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1 week passed, the medicine is finished, the cream is almost finish too. YET, MY BACK IS STILL PAIN!! I went to find my uncle again and asked him to bring me to hospital. I heard a lot of my friends said that the hospital in Kampar is useless, not effective at all but I still decide to have a try before look for specialist.
Third time for doctor, I have class, I reached the hospital at about 5pm, there is so less people in the hospital because the type of blood in all the doctors and nurses is "Malay", which consists of hidden laziness.
There was just one last doctor, and he asked me that: Kenapa datang lambat?? sudah pukul lima lah ~ mari, duduk, apa sakit cakap
Me: Sakit belakang...
Dr.M: okok, cucuk, cucuk ~
Me: Huh ???
Then the doctor leave the room straight away wtf =.=!!
I asked the nurse, apa cucuk??
Nurse A: Injection
Nurse B: kenapa datang lambat?? sudah pukul lima lah~~ lain kali datang awal sikit mah~~
Before going on, I would like to mention that the Kampar hospital close every Saturday and Sunday. The opening time of the hospital is morning ??AM--5PM. Did you heard before any hospital will shut down at night?? The one which will shut down at night is called Clinic, not HOSPITAL!!
Directly, I have no any chances to explain my sickness and the doctor straight away gave me an injection right on my left ass and its HURT!!!! WTF!!! After that, the pharmacy nurse gave me two medicines again and asked me to mix together to eat.

Ok lah~ RM 1 for one injection and 2 medicines without any advice/explanation, it still worth enough if it is effective..
I hardly to describe how the feeling is when your ass is paralyzed, but I can tell you it is HURT!!

Before going to Kampar hospital, I did find my aunt living in Ipoh, who is my friend of dad 30 years ago.. they haven't meet for more than 30 years already =.="""
I went to Kampar hospital on Monday and actually it seemed effective enough, at least I can feel the pain on my ass more than my waist now =.=|||
Next, my aunt brought me to Ipoh on Tuesday and stay at her house for one night.
Ohhh~~~~ Ohhhh~~~~ Ohhhhh~~~~~ I don't have to pay for anything because my aunt paid everything including a dinner that costs RM15 I think. It is really w-a-l-a-o-w-e-h because everything in Ipoh is double compare to Kampar, but luckily I don't have to pay lah.. I would never pay a dinner that I think is EXPENSIVE because my blood inside my body is flowing miserly~~ XD

I stay at her house, with a very hard bed and affluent wind because without mosquito gauze =.=||
I am the type of person that will recognize and miss my only bed after I get used to it. +.+""
My dear claimed as a big small boy, is it true ?? =.=""
I couldn't sleep at all, so I just SMS with my dear in Singapore. My Maxis bill is flooded T.T

When I wake up in the morning, I saw a small but fat little mosquito struggling on the floor.
Hahaha~~ 活该，抵死 lah~~!! I have ate up so many medicine and you this little fella still dare to drink so many of my blood~!! You will die fat with many chemical blood inside your body even if I don't pijak you now~~

With a very kind heart, I decided to touch it lightly and tear off its wings to let the poor pity little mosquito can fly to the sky of west early~ XD

Now the time for specialist in Ipoh Hospital, the doctor now is more professional, kept asking me questions and asked me to lie down and tested my nerve reactions. Then he concluded that it is my nerves going wrong~~ but he still add on with the sentence: If you still haven't recover within two to three weeks, you have to come back here for X-ray

swt =.=!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skip all the thrash, back to Kampar.

P/S: I skipped two classes because I am holding MC~ XD

Thanks to my uncle and aunt. =)

Insomnia, tired, lazy

Decided to write a short blog..
I had an insomnia again last night.. perhaps drinking too much teh in Mamak..
So I just wake up and watch Iron Man I.. nice movie.. =.=
Decided to sleep in the morning,
unfortunately cannot sleep again..
So I just wake up and watch Hong Kong movie, 老公万岁。。=.=
Decided to sleep in the afternoon,
unfortunately cannot sleep again..
So I just lying on bed..
then Abel asked me to go out for dinner..
I planned not to eat my dinner because I want to keep fit and save money,
I know that I won't save money if i step out from my room..
Hooray.. big rain dropped. So I decided to fool Abel with changing my MSN nickname to his nickname..
However.. I fooled my own dear and made Abel speechless.. =.=
After back from dinner..
I had stomachache, my stomach alarm has high efficiency because I always stomachache on time every night.. =.=..
I still have 2 assignments, and I am having insomnia, tired, lazy, and I have no motivation at all..

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Life ain't tough at all, its just a process

2010, is a really tough year for me.

First at all, I am currently a year two student, no longer a year one student who able to enjoy honeymoon year. All the subjects is just tough and assignments no longer can copy and paste directly from internet, every thing I have to do it by my own including research, analysis and assuming.

Secondly, I am facing serious financial problem. Actually it is not really serious too, just because I decided to go Singapore and I don't want to spend too much money that given by my parents, so I have to work hard to earn money to save more.

Thirdly, I am having serious health problem. I have no idea whether is my spinal cord or muscle pain. I have a serious muscle pain in my heart area last time when I was senior three, and now I have no idea whether is the spinal cord or muscle pain, just in the waist part. I have spent much money on curing my sickness including transportation fees, went for two doctor, eat 3 medicines, and apply 2 creams + buy the salonpas finally. But none of them seems effective.

Fourth, I am not allowed to cycle, but the main transportation in Kampar here is cycling. I tried to take bus everyday, and it costs me RM1.40 per day. Lets assume if I take bus everyday?

I am a vegetarian and I do believe in god. I insist to maintain as a vegetarian no matter how hard and tough the situation. Every time going out with friends, the dinner is always the problem, where to eat and what to eat.

I am being entertained by some of the people, even though they might just asking or fooling or teasing or whatever in their mind, I don't like it. As well as other vegetarians, they all are facing the same situation and the same fella. However, it is my principal now, no one can defeat me by teasing or challenging me. their mouth is on their silly face and I don't think that they can defeat me in this way.

Last year, Kampar has only one household selling vegetarian foods and the food is damn expensive. I have to spend about RM3.50 -RM5.00 each meal. I just treat it as a challenge in my life. It is impossible for me to eat there everyday and every meals because I have to face and entertain invitation from friends -- go out eat. Every time I reached a place, I will first look at what kind of food I can eat and everything I make it successfully. 1 rice, 1 egg and 1 salad. Other people might start their conversation and gossip about my food and start entertaining me. In KFC, McD, any franchise restaurant, I can find the food that is eatable for vegetarian.

However, I met some vegetarian that give up and fail to proceed as a vegetarian. They are defeated by the tough situation, clowns, financial or whatever problem. However, I think that they are actually giving up themselves. Those tough situations, clowns, financial, distance, boyfriend, girlfriend, or whatever, are just a reason for them to give up themselves.

I have an advice for everyone here. Do not think that you are the only one in the world who having tough situation and problems. It is just about your own problem for not facing it and choose to run away from it. This is because you always have a way to face it, just depend on how willing you are to face it.

In conclusion, I am just 19 years old. I am not suppose to think like an adult and I should act like other 19 years old guys and girls that go for fun everyday, enjoying themselves, spend the money given my parents or PTPTN. However, I choose to face my daily problems instead of searching for fun in my life. I will be tough for my parents and my future.

My English

Here I am again~
Don't know why suddenly I have the motivations to improve my English.

I just have a normal English standard and just enough to eat in my management course =.=
I did borrow some English management books from my campus library but every time I will just put and left it aside for two weeks time, and I will return the book 1 day later the due date and every time it costs me RM0.50 =...= ( that's why I not really want to borrow books..)

However, I am a business student, English is just so much important to my current study and even future work, but I am just like kite in my study, flying over here and there EVERYDAY!!

Even all my assignments now require higher standard of management level and of course included higher level of English standard.. I can write an impressive business ideas, management skills.. bla bla and so on with poor English standard. This is sickening me~!! I have to submit 4 assignments in the following week, 19 of March, Friday and I just finished one of them without touching the other 3 =.............+""

I know I am lazy enough, I have plenty of time every night but I always rather to start my assignments or study at midnight... I think the word of kanasai is suit enough to describe me..

BUT~!!! B-U-T~~!! I am start doing it and I am doing well too~~ However, I found that I really need a higher standard of English essay-writing. I just had a phone call with my beloved mom few hours ago, and we talked and mentioned about my English public speaking skills. Well.. Usually I can get the highest marks in presentation, no doubt for that~~ I am thick face enough to say that I am a good presenter, I have good skills, good "wind of stage" ( I hope you understand this ==), good quotes, and everything good except my English pronunciation~!!! I can get high marks in business subject except for English studies =...........=

This is because English studies require us to have good English pronunciation skills, I have everything good but I DON'T HAVE GOOD PRONUNCIATION OF ENGLISH!!! Ish.. hate that.. my English public skills is mixed with Singlish.. the origin fformation is Chinese + English.. the new word borned because there is too many Chinese who have poor and low level of English..
We usually mixed our English together with Chinese, there are a lot of vocabulary and grammar as well.. =.................=""

For example..
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.


RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind...

Malaysians: Don't want lah.


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

Nice har?? The Singlish style is: the simple and faster the better, the direct translation is applied in Singlish language, it is so convenient for us especially for Malaysian Chinese =.=

HOWEVER!!! I must not use Singlish now because I am currently studying English for Management and the lecturer is really p*s* of* person~!!! She is strict on our grammar, vocab, pronunciation, a very strict method is applied in her teaching method which make herself feel proud~ -.-''

Besides, I have to put a lot of effort on my assignments now because all of them carrying heavy marks which I couldn't afford with my "layang-layang" style, when I surf internet for searching information, all the info is in English, no more my expert Chinese language T.T
plus, I can easily find out other people blogs easily by typing the information I want, looks like those blogger are really geng in their English, because their blogs are sooooooooooooooooooooo famous~!!!

Hence, start from today onwards, I decided to read more, learn more and write more, 3 in 1 method with ALL ENGLISH!!!

Donna Lim.. If you are reading my blogs, please write more blogs because your English is better than me a lot and I know that you start with a Singlish standard to write your blog..=)

Life

Since Ruey ask me when I update my blog.. here I am to update..
The are few reasons for not to update my blogs:
A. LAZY
B. nothing to write.
C. I have plenty of things to write but I'm lazy to write.
D. still lazy lar.. =.=

However, there are still some motivations to motivate me to update my blog, for example:
A. I feel guilty =.=
B. I envy the spirits of some blogger like Ruey and my sist..
C. To express my depressed feelings
D. To describe life is kanasai..

So.. new semester, new life, new subjects, new friends.. but still old me, old bicycle, fat me and poor + pity me.. =.=""
Everything in life is tough, and the my horoscope - Leo, describes my overall fortune in this year is tough, depressed, and hard. However, I will be able to learn more, grow more.. of course I don't want to eat more.. I am 70Kg little fatty now..

For example, 8 more hours will be my mid-term exam, but I am still blogging now since facebook has no more interesting entertainment for me..
I am moody now, depressed, tired, stressed.. I could avoid all the things with don't do anything.. =.="" that's me, Alvin Lim Jia Xing, and I am sure that I can pass my exam later because I am borned as "management ingredients"...

For the past few months, I knew that study is hard, life is tough, and love is uneasy..
Why do I say so ??

I am currently studying Year 2 Sem 1 in University Tak Akan Rugi, some of the subjects are my year 3 subjects because I wan to finish all the tough subjects first, otherwise I will be dying in my year 3 =.=
Firstly, there is no more honeymoon year in year 2, if you think I still can fly like layang-layang everyday then you made a bad judgment. You may come over and have a look on those subjects and assignments, theories are not only the requirement used for those subjects, I must have my own common sense, understanding and analysis research for them. However.. I am so proud to say that I have the ingredients to cook management, management studies are all piece of cake for me except FINANCE!!! kanasai Finance subject.. the most headache subject in the world for me..

skip the kns part lah..
Next,
I work for part time job to earn money, if you think you are good in theories, try in in practical, get some job, and start whipping your ass before you start to work~ this is because most of the people nowadays think they have great talents, quick learner and able to work for long hour.. and so on~~ but actually 90% of them will disappear automatically because they will say this job is not my tea.
The great news is, I don't have to spend extra 1 cent that given by my parents (rental excluded of course =.="")
I save money for CNY holiday so that I could spend more with my dear~~ ^__^
This is a must method for money-free people like me lar... =.=""

Love is uneasy.. There is no any love process in this world will run smoothly like Ferrari car, engine will stop functioning sometimes.. Car racing kena tangkap.. No parking for you even you driving popular brand of car.. Life isn't perfect at all.. haihz.. long and complex story..
We never argue, never quarrel, however, financial problems, distance problems, and the mindset between girls and guys is always different.. that's make obstacles between she and I..
BUT~! B-U-T~~ From the moment I decided to make us a perfect couple, I am prepared to face those challenges against us, I could stand as long as I could if she is standing beside me, I am sure for that, but sometime please allow me to sit or lie for a while because standing is tiring.. =.="""

K lah.. chit chat enough already.. time to move my lazy butt.. and oh ya.. I am now having muscle pain beside spinal cord, so if I move my butt or waist a bit, my bone is like going to have a "cruck" sound, although i used to be like that sounds much, but I have to avoid it now for temporary.. =...=""

Let's get to work..

离婚酒店 -- 转载

他和她結婚整整10年了，夫妻間已經沒有任何衝動與情趣， 他越來越覺得自己對她幾乎就是一種程式與義務，
他開始厭煩起了她，尤其是單位新調進了一個年輕活潑的女孩，
對他發起了瘋狂的進攻，他突然覺得她是自己的第二春，經過再三考慮，
他決定和她離婚。她似乎也麻木了，很平靜地答應了他，

兩個人一起走進了民政部門。 ¬
手續辦得很順利，出門後，兩個人已經是各自獨立的自由人了，
不知為什麼，他心裏突然有種空落落的感覺，他看了看她：
“天已經晚了，一起去吃點飯吧。”
她看了看他：“好吧，聽說新開了一家‘離婚酒店’，
專門執行離婚夫婦的最後一頓晚餐，要不咱們到那兒去看看。” ¬
他點了點頭，兩人一前一後默默地走進了離婚酒店。 ¬

“先生女士晚上好。”二人在包廂剛坐下，服務小姐便走了進來，
“請問兩位想吃點兒什麼？” ¬
他看了看她：“你點吧。” ¬
她搖了搖頭：“我不常出來，不太清楚這些，還是你點吧。” ¬

“對不起先生女士，我們離婚酒店有個規矩，這頓飯必
須要由 女士點先生平時最愛吃的菜，由先生點女士平時最愛吃的菜，
這叫‘最後的記憶’。” ¬
“那好吧，”她理了理頭髮，“清蒸魚、溜蘑菇、拌木耳，
記住，都不要放蔥薑蒜，我先生……這位先生他不吃這些。” ¬
“先生呢？”服務小姐看了看他。
他愣住了。結婚10年，他真的不知道老婆喜歡吃什麼。他張著嘴，
尷尬地愣在了那兒。
“就這些吧，其實這是我們兩個人都愛吃的。”她連忙打起了圓場。 ¬

服務小姐笑了笑：“說實話，到我們離婚酒店來吃這最後一頓晚餐，
所有的先生和女士其實都吃不下去什麼，所以這‘最後的記憶’
咱們還是不要吃了吧。就喝我們酒店特意為所有離婚人士準備的

晚餐——冷飲吧，這也是所有來的人都不拒絕的選擇。”
她與她都點了點頭：“那就來冷飲吧。” ¬
很快，服務小姐送來了兩份冷飲，兩份飲料中一份淡藍一片，
全是冰渣；一份滿杯紅潤，冒著熱氣。 ¬

“這份晚餐名叫‘一半是火焰，一半是海水’，兩位慢用。”
服務小姐介紹完退了下去。 ¬
包房裏靜悄悄的，兩個人相對而坐，一時竟不知道該說什麼好。 ¬

“篤篤篤！”輕輕一陣敲門聲，服務小姐走了近來，托盤裏托著
一枝鮮豔的紅玫瑰：“先生，還記得您第一次給這位女士送花的情景嗎？
現在一切都結束了，夫妻不成就當朋友，朋友要好聚好散，
最後為女士送朵玫瑰吧。” ¬

她渾身一抖，眼前又浮現出了10年前他給她送花的情景，那時，
他們剛剛來到這座舉目無親的省城，什麼都沒有，一切從零開始。
白天，他們四處找工作，
努力拼搏；晚上， 為了增加收入，她去晚市出小攤，他去給人家刷盤子。很晚很晚，
他們才一起回到租住在地下室裏那不足10平米的小屋。日子很苦，可他們卻很幸福。

到省城的第一個情人節
那天，他為自己買了第一朵紅玫瑰，她幸福得流下了眼淚。
10年了，一切都好起來了，可兩個人卻走向了分離。她想著想著，淚水盈滿了雙眼，
她擺了擺手說：“不用了。” ¬

他也想起了過去的10年，他這才記起，自己已經有五六年沒有給
她買過一枝玫瑰了。他擺了擺手：“不，要買。” ¬
服務小姐卻拿起了玫瑰，“刷刷”兩下撕成了兩半，分別扔進了
兩個人的飲料杯裏，玫瑰竟然溶解在了飲料裏。 ¬

“這是我們酒店特意用糯米製成的紅玫瑰，也是送給你們的第三道菜，
名叫‘映景的美麗’。先生女士慢用，有什麼需要直接叫我。”
服務小姐說完，轉身走了出去。 ¬
“XX，我……”他一把握住她的手，有些說不出話來。 ¬
她抽了抽手，沒有抽動，便不再動彈。兩個人靜靜地對視著，什麼也說不出來。
“啪！”突然，燈熄了，整個包房裏漆黑一片，外面警鈴大作，

一股煙味兒飄了進來。 ¬
“怎麼了？”兩個人急忙站了起來。 ¬
“店起火了，大家馬上從安全通道走！快！”外面，有人聲嘶力竭地喊了起來。
“老公！”她一下撲進了他的懷裏，“我怕！” ¬
“別怕！”他緊緊摟住她，“親愛的，有我呢。走，往外衝！” ¬
包廂外面燈光通明，秩序井然，什麼都沒有發生。 ¬

服務小姐走了過來：“對不起，先生女士，讓兩位受驚了。
酒店並沒有失火，煙味兒也是特意往包房裏放的一點點，
這是我們的第四道菜，名叫‘內心的選擇’。請回包廂。” ¬

他和她回到了包廂，燈光依舊。他一把拉她：“親愛的，
服務小姐說得對，剛才那才是你我內心真正的選擇。其實，
我們誰都離不開誰，明天咱們重新結婚吧？”

她咬了咬嘴唇：“你願意嗎？” ¬
“我願意，我現在什麼都明白了，明天一早咱就去辦結婚。
小姐，買單。”他說著喊了起來 。 ¬

服務小姐走了近來，遞給兩人一人一張精緻的紅色清單：
“先生女士好，這是兩位的帳單，也是本酒店的最後一道贈品，
名叫‘永遠的帳單’，請兩位永遠保存吧。"

他看著帳單，眼淚淌了下來。 ¬
“你怎麼了？”她連忙問道。 ¬
他把帳單遞給了她：“親愛的，我錯了，我對不起你。” ¬
她打開帳單一看，只見上面寫著：
一個溫暖的家；
兩隻操勞的手；
三更不熄等您歸家的燈；
四季注意身體的叮囑；
無微不至的關懷；
六旬婆母的微笑；
起早貪黑對孩子的照顧；
八方維護您的威信；
九下廚房為了您愛吃的一道菜；
十年為您逝去的青春……
這就是您的妻子。 ¬

“老公，您辛苦了，這些年也是我冷漠了你。”
她也把自己的那份帳單遞給了他。他打開帳單，只見上面寫著：

一個男人的責任；
兩肩挑起的重擔；
三更半夜的勞累；
四處奔波的匆忙；
無法傾訴的委屈；
留在臉上的滄桑；
七姑八姨的義務；
八上八下的波折；
九優一疵的凡人；
時時對家對子的真情……
這就是您的丈夫。 ¬
兩個人抱在一起，放聲痛哭。 ¬

結完帳，他和她對經理千恩萬謝，手牽手走回了家。
看者他們幸福的背影，經理微笑著點了點頭：
“真幸福，我們離婚酒店又挽救了一個家！